February 2012
I can’t feel trapped. When I feel trapped, I begin freaking the fuck out
im dead
finefools:
s(he) (did)nt like it up the ass
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mols:
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...
“What is this? Oh my God, no.”
– Maya Rudolph on the Glee Bridesmaids photo (via tardris)
hey now that’s misleading
“No way. That’s so awesome,” Maya said, before seeing who was who in the photo. “Wait a minute. I’m a Lea Michele? Holy crap! I’m so honored. What could be better? What an incredible honor.”
(via carpios)
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I want to fuck Angelina Jolie
WHY IS BRAD PITT SO CREEPY
“The marginal-cost curve crosses the average-total-cost curve at the minimum of average total cost”
I really like Econ
Are people really complaining that Kristen Wiig’s hair is down?
That doesn’t even make sense as a complaint
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framesjanco:
a haiku that sums up the college experience
i need to pee right now. but i live in a dorm. hate interactions.
extremely hungry
no one to go and eat with
“i’m just not hungry”
Killer Queen - Queen (Isolated Vocals)
This is...
This girl like pulled me in to dance with her and then legit within two seconds whipped around and started making out with me and I was so disoriented and like not even into it and it was just so strange
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evaningotham replied to your post: evaningotham replied to your post: How are you…
i don’t… understand. WHAT? who does that. how are you ugly? even if you were a pizza face or something who calls someone ugly. how horrible
these girls were crazy last night legit though
nakedbutte:
denialstyle:
denialstyle:
nakedbutte:
Elias just called me
I LOVE HIM
cute
THIS WAS THE BEST OF CONVERSATIONS
attention: Elias retains his vocabulary and wit while intoxicated
talent
:’)
marinarasawce:
likeadrunkbutnot
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denialstyle:
nakedbutte:
Elias just called me
I LOVE HIM
cute
THIS WAS THE BEST OF CONVERSATIONS
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evaningotham replied to your post: How are you supposed to feel when you’re called…
……….. what, girls actually called you ugly or was this you feeling self conscious?
the former actually
nakedbutte:
Elias just called me
I LOVE HIM
cute
How are you supposed to feel when you’re called ugly
We are going soon…hmm…chillin…
Oh, actually anon: there are dance classes that are really accessible and open to pretty much everybody. I know a football player who can’t dance who is in one.
And there are other things like an Argentine Tango thing and such etc. so yeah it’s pretty open!
Anonymous asked: Do you know much about Amherst Dance? Im kind of interested but I have literally zero experience in dancing outside of just dancing in my room lol.. do you know if its uber selective/ its mostly comprised of amazing dancers/ i wont fit in because im legit an amateur and probs will be embarrassing
denialstyle:
denialstyle:
By the way y’all every member of One Direction is gay my gaydar has not stopped beeping since this fad began
The world has to know
Yep.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
denialstyle:
By the way y’all every member of One Direction is gay my gaydar has not stopped beeping since this fad began
The world has to know
By the way y’all every member of One Direction is gay my gaydar has not stopped beeping since this fad began
My pal left his backpack full of alcohol on my room
Quoth the raven.
“Ya nasty.”
You guys are groupies
But actually though
evaningotham:
when i imagine canada and america as siblings
america is the big jock that shoves kids into lockers
and canada is his freak scrawny liberal brother who everyone calls gay even though he write poems about gurls